Dear Mr. President:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements

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We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start. Any job that I don't have to actually "SHOW UP" to would be MOST appreciated.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You ARE the man!!!

In a tongue in cheek way this shows how bad the illegal alien problem is in America.  We have people losing thier jobs every day yet the Democrats want to give the illegals all of our rights and benefits as if they are honest taxpayers as we are.

Isn't it nice to know that Social Security here in the USA is NOW officially BROKE. They predicted it may go broke around 2035, then changed it to 2015, and now in 2010 it is officially in the red. Maybe if they had kept their hands OUT of it for all those years, kept Illegals from making claims against it, and MAYBE IF our leaders had to use the same system many of us will have to rely upon it would be fixed and fixed TODAY!

I love it when they tell us all that 'WE have to be responsible for our actions' yet our leaders never are :(

IF our kids growing up today look for Role Models, I just hope it is NOT someone in Government and most certainly NOT our president or Congress men and women in general as their message of the day for a very long time now seems to be that you can SAY ONE THING, yet conduct your own life totally differently as long as you are 'In the club' .

This Two Faced mentality has to STOP as not only is it wrong, but sends a very very bad message to our Kids and the world. The rest of the world IS WATCHING what America does and this is a bad example of America in their eyes.

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